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Nope. Whatever you were looking for either isn’t here anymore or it was never there to begin with. You were high.

Retrace your steps or contact us below to ask about it. I bet if it was real, we can still access it.

… if it was real. To be honest, at this point I don’t feel like I can fully trust you just yet. I mean, look at how we’re meeting. It’s a goddamn 404 page. I don't know about you but I usually clicked away at this point.

But here you are reading, swearing up and down that you saw that page on our website. A website WE designed. You’d think we’d know better than you whether that page you were looking for was real. But since you’re here and you obviously don’t trust us, let’s build that trust. Slowly, we can build this wonderful relationship again.

Let me tell you about my family. I was raised in a happy home. Perhaps we didn’t have a lot of resources. Perhaps we could barely withstand the rough challenges a lower-income family had to face in the 90’s. But it was HAPPY, GODDAMN IT. My parents worked hard. Who the hell are you to question that, hmm? Who the hell do YOU think you are to come here, tell us you saw this or that on our website, tell us that anything we show here is bullshit. WHO ARE YOU? HUH? WHY CAN’T YOU JUST LET ME BE HAPPY IN MY MEMORIES?

See what happens? This is why you don’t browse and smoke, man. It leads to these ugly moments with us. And I don’t like that. You’re just different when you’re on drugs. I’d like to start trusting you. Your words, your heart.

… your touch. Your lips. I missed your warmth. I know you said some things, I said some things. We were trying to hurt each other. But I know we didn’t mean it. We can have what we had before. I promise. If… If you just give me a chance. I JUST NEED A CHANCE DAMN IT. JUST ONE.

… SO CONTACT US AND WE MIGHT FIND WHATEVER THE HELL YOU WERE LOOKING FOR.

Gracias 💚